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Do I know how to diagram sentences? Oh My Gosh! It’s my fav hobby! My 7th grade teacher taught us how to diagram and it changed my life. My oldest child is learning it in school this year (4th grade).
Sorry to gush, but diagramming sentences is one of the few topics that will send me there :-D
So, Simone, you Do have something in common with Gertrude Stein :-)
Heehee, so do you Alexander :-)
Whoot !!! :-)
…Everyone has something in common with Gertrude Stein; we all know by now that there is no “there” in Oakland, California, en esoteric yet perspicuous fact that is right up there with Santa Claus, the presidential electoral system, and modren Greco-Roman economy, and the way Einstein learned the hard way while walking along a lakefront in Switzerland in 1905. California became a copula verb that led both Stein and Eistein to the Pomised Land of Singularity in the beginning of the Twentieth Century just as it is about to achieve the same distinction in this auspicious openning of the Twenty-First Century. Not that it matters a hoot to expose this information, but, since you asked, I, too, found diagramming sentences my only solace when I was in junior and senior high school, and I might well have gone mad without its soothing effects in any given moment, something almost as comforting as saying the rosary or attending a complete set of novenas. Of course neither Gertrude nor Albert ever had that pleasure.
So, yes, I was taught to diagramme sentences, in turn, I taught secondary English courses using this method, and both my students and I survived to tell the tale!
John,
Thanks for the humorous set of facts and letting us know that sentence diagramming was a “solace” to you—a structuring of those slippery metaphysical entities that you and I both hope the Maid of Heaven will bless with inner meaning :-)
Tho’ off-topic of your post, I wanted to share a post about a delightful, lesser known one of Gertrude’s books with you Alexander. http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2012/01/04/the-world-is-round-gertrude-stein/
Thanks for that, Simone :-)
Wow, I had forgotten about diagramming sentences! I loved it in school, way way back when! I was a nerd even then. I’m going to visit some of the links offered and go over the process once more. I am sure it would be of benefit to me, and consequently, my readers. Thanks Alex!
You are so very welcome :-)
Diagramming sentences was my #2 nightmare in high school (math was #1). I couldn’t diagram to save my life, but I made up my grades with my writing assignments. When my husband was teaching, and I was helping him grade compositions, we discovered that the ability to diagram sentences or reel off the parts of speech had no relationship to the ability to write. Some students who could turn out perfectly diagrammed sentences couldn’t write a decent paper if you held a gun to their heads.
Thanks for your opinion, Catana…
I do, by the way, feel that people, by reading good writing, can absorb grammar………
I do agree with Catana about the lack of connection often between good writing and diagramming and with Alex about good writing being absorbed. Diagramming however is fun, diagrams are such visual word art, a bit like the electric circuitry of language laid out on the page;)
I’d forgotten all about this too, thanks for reminding me Alex!
If you’d like to read a really good book on diagramming rush off and get: “Sister Bernadette’s Barking Dog:the Quirky History and Lost Art of Diagramming Sentences” by the same Kitty Burns Florey mentioned above, a copy of which has been somewhere on my bookshelf for quite a few years …
You won’t regret it.
Thanks for that book idea, Jane :-)
And, the electric circuit analogy is very cool…
Reblogged this on Reasonable Anarchy and commented:
Some interesting techniques to inprove your writing. The structure of your inked thoughts is as important as the thought itself.
Great, jacob, thank you for ReBlogging this post :-)
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This is a great post – I don’t know of diagraming in the UK. We learn by rote and so forget as soon as the teacher stops badgering us. Sorry it’s taken me so long to follow your blog – dim brain light bulb I have. (Diagram that if you care…). Tiny Chapters on the Run is being published soon under a new title ‘The Panic Ruminations’. You were so very supportive of it so I’d love to give you a free copy to review as soon as it’s out – if you’d like. SophieX
Hey, Sophie, good to see you again :-)
Rather than a review Sophie, would you like to do an Author Interview on this blog??
Email me at amzolt@gmail.com and we can talk it over, ok?
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